| Haiku | Book title | Author |
| Fogey is haunted / his bitterness shown to him / happy holidays | |
| Laboratory babes / Soma calms fears after Ford / Malthusian drills | |
| Pilgrim is unstuck / millions die in conflict / bird says, 'Poo tee weet?' | |
| Lawyer and father / prejudice in the courthouse / hero of Maycomb | |
| Victim of malice / finds an enormous treasure / exacts cold revenge | |
| Child war prodigy / chosen to defeat Buggers / mournful xenocide | |
| Leaves abusive aunt / governess in a manor / wife in the attic? | |
| Russian murderer / psychological thriller / haunted by the deed | |
| O my brothers, droogs / brainwashed, Beethoven ruined / ultraviolence | |
| Man makes a monster / family is terrorized / pressured to make wife | |
| Flunked out of his school / wandering around New York / tired of phonies | |
| Stuck in asylum / Big Nurse versus a cowboy / who's bull goose loony? | |
| Forever youthful / ages vicariously / tries hedonism | |
| Delusional man / partner rides on a donkey / terrorist windmills | |
| Crashed on an island / A boyish power struggle / Who has the conch shell? | |
| Bomber dislikes war / not quite jaundiced so no luck / chocolate cotton | |
| Preacher in pursuit / son lost in Johannesburg / apartheid era | |
| Revolt: two legs bad / Success: enact five year plan / Conclude: two legs good? | |
| In San Lorenzo / tropical island now tundra / boko-maru time? | |
| Hero going home / obstacles along the way / Poseidon angered | |