| Quote | Movie | Year |
| Affection is desirable. Money is absolutely indispensable! | |
| I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. | |
| You're gonna need a bigger boat. | |
| I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear. | |
| I'll catch you on the flip side. | |
| Do you need any gas, Father? | |
| In the name of the father, the son and the holy goat. Eh... *ghost*. | |
| Who the f*** do you work for, you f***er? | |
| I like to look for things no one else catches. I hate the way drivers never look at the road in old American movies. | |
| We're alike, me and cat. A couple of poor nameless slobs. | |
| Alone: bad. Friend: good! | |
| I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though. | |
| That's for John Lennon, you Yankee f***in' c***! | |
| I don't mind a reasonable amount of trouble. | |
| Go to your closet and pray! | |
| What's in the box? | |
| | Quote | Movie | Year |
| Sir, I don't know where your ship learned to communicate, but it has the most peculiar dialect. | |
| Lina. She can't act, she can't sing, she can't dance. A triple threat. | |
| Its gonna be a really tough project, you're gonna have to use your head, your brain and your mind too. | |
| Being bad feels pretty good, huh? | |
| Don't be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. Those chains are made of chrome steel. | |
| Sorry I'm late. Work was murder. | |
| Didn't you know your daddy's the best shot in this county? | |
| Disneyland. F***, man, this is better than Disneyland. | |
| OK? now, girls. I want you to concentrate. Failure is not an option. And Bethany? If you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it. | |
| I have this condition. | |
| Sushi. That's what my ex-wife called me - cold fish. | |
| We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal! | |
| Eddie, you keep talking like a b**ch, I'm gonna slap you like a b**ch. | |
| Thanks for the adventure. Now go have one of your own. | |
| Mother... Mother always did like Richard best. | |
| Jesus, I'm tired. I'm so f***ing tired. You know how tired I am? If a girl came up to me and begged me to f*** her, I couldn't do it. That's how tired I am. | |
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