| Review | Novel |
| The main character, Pip, is a child who is so deviod of a brain it made me want to scream while Joe, the only good character in the book, no-matter how many times let down by Pip s | |
| Much loved by stupid American academic lefties, it has no merit - very childish. Then, silly me, there is a black man involved therefore, it must be good. | |
| 'The plot is, there is no plot. It's a snippet from a teenage boy's life, and he used the book to moan and complain about how much he hates pretty much everything.' | |
| And is war really that funny? There were millions of brave people that lost their lives and this book sticks two fingers up at them by concentrating on a group of cowards that have | |
| 'This book is terrible, I mean, I know it was written like ages ago like in the 50's when movies were all about giants ants and stuff, but none of the animals on this farm were eve | |
| 'this book was stuff and nonsense! I mean what was up with Heathcliff and how could fair Cathy fall for a weirdo like him?' | |
| 'The only people who should read this book are people who belong to so called ' intelectual' parties, or people who have commited terrible crimes - it can replace death as ' The Ca | |
| 'answer me this- can you read a book where the author describes a twig for 5 pages ???if no dont bother .if the answer is yes then enjoy.' | |
| 'I have to say I found it utterly revolting. Let's be perfectly straight about the plot. It is about a middle-aged man who lusts after young girls (a paedophile, in other words) an | |
| 'Childrens crusade? HA! Childrens book more like!' | |