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| I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind? | |
| Blast this Christmas music. It's joyful and triumphant. | |
| I do want to take guitar lessons. I do want to learn how to fly. Yes, I would like to learn Korean. | |
| Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating. | |
| It's party time. P, A, R, T. Y? Because I gotta! | |
| Are these non-fat muffins? ARE THESE NON-FAT MUFFINS? | |
| I have to think light. I'm light as a feather. I am light as a feather. Heavy feather. | |
| If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer. | |
| A week ago, the only thing I thought was out of the ordinary was that it was my birthday. | |
| There's someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying? | |
| | Quote | Movie |
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| Haunt me no longer! | |
| Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night! | |
| I can't stand the constant nagging. I'm leaving you, Jerry. I'm leaving you - and I'm taking the monkey with me. | |
| You might recognize this song as performed by Jefferson Airplane, in a little rockumentary called 'Gimme Shelter,' about the Rolling Stones and their nightmare at Altamont. | |
| But I don't care about them. I chose to open my heart to you two lovely children and your hideous primate. | |
| The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her. | |
| Well, you could have let me in on the caper. We could have organized this, planned it... pre-sold the movie rights. | |
| Now you know the house rules, no bitches after eleven. | |
| B-E-A-utiful. Come on, let's go back inside and have a****. | |
| Since you've all been such good boys and girls, I would like to take everybody in this entire audience out for milk and cookies. | |
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Jim Carrey Movies 
Movie Quotes V 
Lesser-Known Movie Quotes
