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| SUUUUSSAAANN! Ooh, I just scared myself! That is scary! | |
| Paging Doctor Faggot! Doctor Faggot! | |
| Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world and in here is the dream. | |
| If I'm going to die, then I'm going to make the most out of every moment I have left, so I'm going to do what I do best, I'm gonna get laid. If I'm dying, I'm trying. | |
| Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm Theodore. | |
| When they tell you not to panic... that's when you run! | |
| I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. | |
| If you touch my ass one more time I will cut your balls off in your sleep, okay? | |
| We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you. | |
| Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon. That's always been the difference between us, Dan. | |
| Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mothers and yours. I dare you to do better. | |
| Don't go into the pimped out refrigerator Jack. | |
| I love you. You're my only reason to stay alive... if that's what I am. | |
| What are you trained to do? Nothing... | |
| I'm pretty sure what we did was illegal in 20 states. She's a Freak! | |
| You may have seen a meteor shower, but I bet you've never seen a shower 'meatier' than this. | |
| You're not funny. You look funny, but you're not funny. | |
| I don't even know, all I know is that I'm hungry... all the time. | |
| Life is simple now. They just have to do what I say. | |
| A real driver knows whats exactly in his car. | |
| I know someone ain't tryin' to break into my house. | |
| I'll wipe the floor with your little skinny ass. | |
| I gave him like a traditional African name: O.J. | |
| Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have ****ed with? That's me. | |
| Did I know that I just met the most dangerous dark wizard of all time? No. | |
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| It'll make you run faster, jump higher, and hit harder than any of you enemies. Let's suit up. | |
| It's the United States of 'Don't Touch That Thing Right in Front of You.' | |
| We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him! | |
| Haunt me no longer! | |
| Do you want to play a game? It's called See Who Can Go the Longest Without Saying Anything. | |
| The numbers are the key to everything. | |
| Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon! | |
| Win or lose, this war ends tonight! | |
| Madame, I need you to remain calm and trust me, I'm a professional. Beneath this pillow lies the key to my release. | |
| Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno-balls? Where's the ****in' Twinkies?! | |
| Did you know a young boy drowned here? He was my son. And today, is his birthday. | |
| Father, if God has issues, they won't be with what I've done. They will be with what I'm about to do. | |
| Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing. | |
| Don't you know better than to yell at someone who's asleep on top of a chicken coop?! | |
| I don't seem to recall anything in the fairytale about... kissing on the lips. | |
| This place looks like a screensaver. | |
| I'm pretty sure this is animal cruelty. But I love it! | |
| When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet. | |
| This is all yours. You're the owner of this world. | |
| I like baseball, movies, good clothes, whiskey, fast cars... and you. What else you need to know? | |
| Well when you gettin' 'got' and somebody done 'got' you and you go 'get' them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got. | |
| Once you see death up close, then you know what the value of life is. | |
| Who would've thought we'd have a black son before we met a Democrat? | |
| After we rescue Sid, I'm going to kill him. | |
| I come with you, I'm coming for blood. No law. No code of conduct. You point me in the right direction, you get the hell out of my way. | |
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