| Description | Character |
| He is a terrific athlete. | |
| He can type with boxing gloves on. Middle of the Brothers Strong. | |
| The little yellow one. Meh. | |
| The strong one without the neck. Oldest of the Brothers Strong. | |
| The whiner. Youngest of the Brothers Strong. | |
| The peace-loving girl. | |
| He's not talking 'bout butter. Ruler of Free Country, USA | |
| He's the head of the team. He does a real good jorb. | |
| The rotund Pom. He is also a terrific athlete. | |
| He works all day in a pile of whatzit. He broke his vow of silence for the 200th sbemail, 'Email Thunder' | |
| He runs the concessions stand. | |
| The hair band of the characters' hearts. | |
| The alternative band of others' hearts. | |
| | Description | Character |
| He's a guest star on his own album. Y'all biscuitheads! | |
| He don't need no date to the prom, 'cause he's got a light purple cumberbund on. | |
| After being raised by a cup of coffee, he became the captain of the gravy train. | |
| The Burninator. Drawn with consummate V's consummate! | |
| From 20X6, blue hair and anime robot boots. | |
| Sketchy old man, but he's kinda cool. | |
| He wants you to buy Fluffy Puff Marshmallows. | |
| The mascot of CGNU! | |
| He can help you at the drive-thru. | |
| The cartoon crew of pubescent chicks. | |
| He grows in the middle of a field, and is a great hangout spot. | |
| 'Sweet Cuppin' Cakes' punch liner. | |
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