Can you name the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Eps? by NittanyKirch

Quote from Episode	Episode
'Coffee, Hitler? I'll be sure to put lots of cream in that for you.'
'Pro-choice is pro-death!'
'I am cutting them off, these kids havent had more than three drinks each.'
'i don't think getting Charlie laid is going to help his (answer) problem.'
'If that log was trying to rob the place, you totally would have killed it!'
'I'm gonna poke him with this. Get up old man. This isn't the American Legion. Wake up! Yo!'
'If the McPoyles got blown, and Charlie got blown, then why didn't I get blown?'
'Those two guys are pretending to be disabled and kicking each other's asses.'
'Let's throw a flaming bag of poop through their window.'
'Hello, I'm a recovering crack head and this is my retarded sister who I take care of. We'd like some (answer) please.'
'Yeah man, she got naked... she came on to me. I mean, that woman is straight crazy, but I think I wanna bang her, man. I know I shouldn't do it...'
'I will eat your babies bitch!'
'Terrible. Take a lap.'
'I've got a confession: I'm in love with a man. 'What?' I'm in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I 'gay for God'? You betcha.'
'And what? Vote for the democrat who's going to blast me in the ass? Or the republican who's going to blast my ass? Either way, politics is all one big ass blasting.'
'ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!'
'Banging your sister is perverted, Dennis!'
'Let me get this straight. You want to put your baby into a tanning bed.'
'Greenman is saving your life right now, bro.'
'Frank, that woman is buried down there like Mr. T! I got to get to that body while the earth is still loose.'
'Broken glass? Oh my god I think you found Charlie's bad room.'
'Okay, well I'm not going to take no for an answer because I just refuse to do that because I'm a winner and winners... we don't listen to words like 'no' or 'don't' or 'stop!' Tho
'So, you saw me eat that Hot Pocket out of the trash? Any thoughts on that?'
'Well, while you've been picking up bar****s, I've been double-dropping like a bastard out there.'
'I'm just hanging out with the guys. How's anyone gonna get hurt?'
'Let me tell you all a story 'bout a girl I knew. A broke-ass bitch with a gay-ass crew...'
'Oh, we do... because drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance... a beautiful dance with a chainsaw.'
'...He's a real tickle monster. He shows me funny pictures with naked people in them. He gives me juice boxes that make me sleepy...'
'He said he wanted many, many thousands of green people from history times!'

Quote from Episode	Episode
'I'm sorry! I'm a little bit preoccupied with being worried about being killed by the mob because a homeless priest ran off with all of our drugs!'
'I'm not some pin-up girl for you to tug your rotten pecker to!'
'I'm gonna go grind a homeless guy!'
'And that's not the first time you've compared yourself to Jon Rambo by the way.'
''Cause I cut the brake line! Wildcard bitches! Yeeehaaawww!'
'I think the problem here is that your body quit...your bird quit.'
'I'm going to take this, but maybe a little later we can do some hand stuff.'
'Dennis, if I was looking for safe, I wouldn't be sticking my dick through a wall.'
'I'm not going to burn the duster. I will continue to wear it in his honor, but I'm not going to burn it. That's ridiculous.'
'My names Artemis, and i have a bleached ****.'
'Can I bring something up? Did he get a little hard on us?'
'Well, since he can't read I'm guessing he was masterbating to your pictures.'
'Why don't we up the supplements which we know work and eliminate working out which we know blows?'
'You listen to me you pale-faced, English dickhole...you've got a revolution coming.'
'Absolutely, we need this guy to build up copius amounts of debt. That's what being an American is all about... we're doin this guy a favor.'
'You got to pay the troll toll if you want to get into this boy's hole!'
'Your mom and dad aren't at work. That's probably why they lost the house. They're probably at the track getting wasted.'
'You didn't tell me not to eat the stem, dude!'
'The bar runs on trash, dude. It's totally green that way.'
'By the way, I'm loving this canned wine thing.'
'I'm gonna want the milk steak boiled over hard and a side of your finest jelly beans...raw.'
'Look, I'm trying to have a conversation with the man behind the mask and I feel like you're big leauging me, dude!'
'You know what? The Maniac loves you, even with your fea...hey, wait!'
'I'm going to get a patent for this and sue your balls off.'
'We are the gruesome twosome!'
' I got my magnum condoms. I got a wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow.'
'Crime stinks...the smell of penetration...he nose the truth.'
'Flip, flip, flip-adelphia'

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