Scrubs Quotes

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EAGLE!!!
Me and a bottle of Jagermeister
You seem unhappy, I Like That
Fat camp. Six years she's been going there, and the only thing getting any thinner is my wallet!
Give me a break. The kid's like... he's like a... have you ever seen a drunk baby?
Because I'm the homeboy you screamed at to get my ghetto-mobile of the road.
Up-up-bah! The only reason we invited you is because for *some* reason, you have your own Spongebob Squarepants Costume!
Here you go, baby. Sorry: Dr. Baby.
And if you perform while under the influence... don't tell the patient. Unless they're dead, and in that case, if you're sure... very, very sure... you can tell them anything
If you come this close again I will end you
I swallowed that ring, and my dad had to wait for me to go Number Two. And the black doctor gave me ten bucks to keep my mouth shut.
My therapist thinks my trouble in bed stems from a basic fear of intimacy

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Created Feb 12, 2010ReportNominate
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