Quote | Liz (1) or Leslie (2)? |
I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things. | |
Just one rule, I don't want to date a twin because I've been tricked before. | |
Sometimes the right thing and the hard thing are the same thing. I read that on a tea bag. | |
I need you to text me every 30 seconds saying that everything is gonna be ok. | |
We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third. | |
Are you sick? Are you terminal? Is it like that movie A Walk to Remember? | |
Their bathmats are amazing. It's like stepping on a lamb. | |
He's not going to be able to keep anything from me. In high school they used to call me Angela Lansbury... but that was because of my hair cut. | |
Their bathmats are amazing. It's like stepping on a lamb. | |
We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third. | |
Are you sick? Are you terminal? Is it like that movie A Walk to Remember? | |
I need you to text me every 30 seconds saying that everything is gonna be ok. | |
He's not going to be able to keep anything from me. In high school they used to call me Angela Lansbury... but that was because of my hair cut. | |
And I even called Oprah. Well, I tried to call Oprah. Couldn't get her number. I'm putting it out there, like The Secret. And hopefully she'll call me. | |
I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things. | |
Just one rule, I don't want to date a twin because I've been tricked before. | |
My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season. | |
Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch. | |
Your online romance prank was not funny. I fell in love with you! | |
If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down. | |
Really? But I already have a drink... do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks? | |
Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi. | |
I don't know. I always thought the whole point of being with someone for a long time is to get to the comfortable routine part. | |
Sometimes the right thing and the hard thing are the same thing. I read that on a tea bag. | |
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