| Quote | Character |
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| Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city. And I am the... um... What cures cancer? | |
| My eyes! The goggles do nothing! | |
| It's dignity! Gah! Don't you even know dignity when you see it? | |
| Nobody likes Milhouse! | |
| I was saying Boo-urns. | |
| Bonjourrrrr, ya cheese eatin' surrender monkeys! | |
| Homer, I gotta go upstairs. There's a problem. Somebody ate part of my lunch! | |
| Egad! A maniac cutting a swath of destruction! This is a job for the Green Lantern, Thundra, or possibly... Ghost Rider | |
| The blues isn't about making yourself feeling better, it's about making other people feel worse. | |
| Hey! Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! | |
| Wow! I've never been called an adult before. I've been tried as one, but... I'll do it! | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| There's only one fat guy who brings me presents and his name ain't Santa. | |
| Marge, just about everything is a sin. [Holds up a Bible] You ever sat down and read this thing? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom. | |
| The father of the deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson, filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under 'do not write in this space' he wrote 'OK.' | |
| When I first met your father, he was loud, crude, and piggish. But I worked hard on him, and now he's a whole new person. | |
| Dammit, Smithers! This isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery! | |
| It chose to destroy itself rather than live with us. You can't help but feel a little rejected. | |
| Yeah, I know, I know, but the bad news is we gotta start having Designated Drivers. We'll choose the same way they pick the Pope... | |
| Oh I am so sorry. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp as an apology. | |
| I wish there was some other explanation for this. But there isn't. I'm a murderer, I'm a murderer! | |
| Quick, Nibbles! Chew through my ball sack! | |
| Vote Quimby! | |
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