| Quote | Character |
| Screw the rules, I have money! | |
| I'm not gay, I'm just British. | |
| To the Mokuba-mobile! | |
| I've turned Mokuba into a monster card, and he doesn't have any attack or defense points! | |
| Could I have a hug? | |
| If I don't have half-naked girls applied to my body at regular intervals, I die. | |
| I summon the unstoppable force that is... the Gummi Bears! | |
| Jagshemash! | |
| Mind crush! | |
| Nyeh | |
| I surrender. | |
| Stop saying herpes! | |
| I am NOT a freaky fish guy! | |
| Attention Duelists! | |
| Friendship! | |
| | Quote | Character |
| Brains | |
| EFF | |
| I summon my Generic Insect. | |
| Do-da-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! | |
| Burn the witch! | |
| Um...I have to go do British things. Like drink cups of tea and eat Bangers and Mash. That sort of thing. Because I'm British. | |
| Oh, Black Luster Soldier, how I've missed you. | |
| Somebody fetch me a nipple! | |
| I was too busy destroying the world. | |
| We are villains who like to rhyme! In fact we do it all the time! | |
| Super Special Awesome | |
| Penguins | |
| Her huge breasts were no match for my enormous chin | |
| When I take off my bandages, I want the first thing I see to be my big brother playing a card game | |
| In America! | |
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