| Team Description | Team |
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| Trying to win the division for the second year in a row. Who knows maybe you'll hit .500 this year! | |
| A Hail Mary isn't even going to help you this year guys... | |
| You have the Lebron James of the NFL...enter the 4th quarter, and all hell breaks loose | |
| I honestly don't know what the heck is wrong with you guys. You start out the worst team in the league, then you're on fire, and now you suck again, but still in the division race | |
| ESPN's favorite team this year, dying for them to somehow make the playoffs. It would be a possibility if your DT wouldn't get fined every week. | |
| The punching bag of the NFC North | |
| To be honest probably one of the most boring teams in the league. You're not good and not bad, and have no drama. You stll have a shot at the division but frankly no one cares | |
| They have the best QB in the league...because he wins! Even though he completes 3 passes a game. But that doesn't matter, he wins!...only God knows how | |
| Averaging about 2.1 points per game, the only team to win by scoring 6 points and miss a game-winning 22 yard field goal | |
| Decent team, but one of your players texted his wife saying he wasn't seriously hurt. I mean come on...he deserves to be suspended for the rest of the year | |
| Great record, but any team that plays the Rams,Cards,and Seahawks twice would. Overrated? Of course not they have impressive wins against the Browns,Bucs,and Redskins | |
| They might be 8-2 if the game ended after the 3rd quarter | |
| A solid 8-3 record, with your 3 losses coming against the Seahawks, Titans, and Jaguars...no idea where that puts you in the power rankings | |
| They were a 2-point conversion away from tying the Packers...just about the high point of their season | |
| Your top RB, WR, and QB are all taking turns on the injured list...but hey at least your kicker is healthy...for now | |
| The Detroit Lions are reeeeally enjoying your season | |
| | Team Description | Team |
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| Pretty good team that somehow found a way to get blown out to the Chiefs and lose to Tebow. But at least your kicker can kick a field goal from 135 yards out | |
| Predicted to be the worst team in the NFL...it took 7 weeks to realize that's not true when everyone saw you somehow found a way to get to the top of the division | |
| There is really no flaw to point out here, except that your QB stole the discount double-check move | |
| You gave up 36 points to the Seahawks at home...like wtf? | |
| Yeah you're 5-5, but don't worry your head coach is 100% positive you'll win the Superbowl, because THIS is your year. He'd be even happier if both teams played barefoot | |
| Your Qb throws on average 14 interceptions a game. I guess losing your kicker on the opening kickoff on opening day is a bad omen | |
| Started out by being one of the best teams in the NFL through the first 8 weeks...then proceeded to get completely blown in the last 3 weeks | |
| This team is looking great. You got a good winning streak going and high playoff hopes...as long as your QB doesn't break his thu- yeah you guys are screwed | |
| Lol no one punts in overtime! Let's go for it, even if we are on our own 25! | |
| One of the last teams to win, then suddenly became pretty good when you put away Daniel Thomas and started a real runningback | |
| You guys are really good...but you should be scared because Rex Ryan guarantees his 5-5 team can beat you | |
| You have a pretty good team with one bad loss. But don't worry, no one can beat the mighty Rams these days | |
| Your QB thought he could lead the team to a division title...until he got benched in Week 7 | |
| You guys got a good QB, and a decent team. Too bad you physically can't win a close game | |
| The good news is you blew out the Saints. The bad news is it was your first blowout-win in 8 years | |
| Looks like last place again...still wondering how the f*** you made the Superbowl a few years ago | |
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