| Question | Answer |
| How do you keep the Lions out of your backyard? | |
| What do you call a Lion with a Superbowl ring? | |
| What is the smallest room at Ford Field (Lions Stadium)? | |
| What's the first thing the Lions her when they win the Superbowl? | |
| What do you call Lions at the Superbowl? | |
| What do priests and the Lions have in common? | |
| What do he Lions call the playoffs? | |
| | Question | Answer |
| How do the Lions count? | |
| What do the Lions look forward to most at the beginning of the season? | |
| What do the Lions argue about at halftime? | |
| Why don't the Lions ever get first downs? | |
| Where's the best place to see the Lions in Detroit? | |
| What do the Lions and Red Wings have in common? | |
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