| It is illegal (to): | State |
| Type go for good luck | |
| Tease a skunk | |
| Carry an ice cream cone in your pocket | |
| Take a lion to the movies | |
| Have a horse eat a fire hydrant | |
| Eat an orange in your bathtub | |
| Sing out of tune | |
| Play dominoes on Sunday | |
| Sleep in a cheese factory | |
| Eat in a restaurant that is on fire | |
| Walk with your shoelaces untied | |
| Slurp your soup | |
| Commit a crime unless you tell them what and when you will do it | |
| Shoot rabbits from a motorboat | |
| Molest an automobile | |
| Dogs can't bark after 6 p.m. | |
| Drink beer from a bucket whil sitting on a street curb | |
| Wear slippers after 10 p.m. | |
| For a frog to croak after 11 p.m. | |
| Take a bath during the winter | |
| Perform a U-turn within 1,000 feet from an intersction | |
| Wake up a bear just to take its picture | |
| Have more than two people shre a drink | |
| Sleep in a bathtub | |
| A wife to open her husband's mail | |
| For a woman to go in public unshaven | |