| Injury | Athlete |
| Strained a ligament in his back because of a sneeze | |
| Strained his pitching arm while playing Guitar Hero on his PS2 | |
| Broke his nose in a car accident, as he was attempting to pass the team bus | |
| Accidently rubbed chilli juice in his eyes | |
| Accidently stabbed himself with a knife trying to open up a DVD case | |
| Dislocated his shoulder while attempting to rip a phone book in half | |
| Broke his leg jumping on home plate after hitting a walk-off grand slam. | |
| Strained a back muscle adjusting his 3-year-old son's pillow | |
| | Injury | Athlete |
| Fell asleep in a tanning bed and obtained a violent sunburn | |
| Ironed his shirt...while he ws wearing it | |
| Got caught in the tarp machine | |
| He wanted to watch Bill Buckner bat, so he ran to the TV, and on his way he ran into a table and broke his toe | |
| Had a nightmare about spiders (which he fears), and fell out of his bed onto a glass table | |
| Strained a muscle while vomiting AND chipped a tooth while eating a doughnut | |
| Broke his collarbone when he fell down the stairs carrying deer meat given to him by a teammate | |
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