| Question | Answer |
| What color is a blueberry?? | |
| What is pi? (To 3 digits)? | |
| What sound does a cow make? (To 3 O's)? | |
| What letter am I thinking about? | |
| Of course I picked Z. Hit the shift key 23 times, then type 'joke'? | |
| If you actually hit the shift key 23 times, type 'idiot.' If you didn't, type ' next'? | |
| What letter am I thinking about now? (It's not U)? | |
| I lied. Type the following backwords: EFILADEENI? | |
| Find the hidden word: !!!goat!!!? | |
| Hit the space bar. Then type 777? | |
| Too bad if you don't have a spacebar. Type 'gum'? | |
| I'm thinking of a number 1-1,000,000,000? | |
| What is 1+1+1-1-1-1+1-1-1-1+1+1+1-1? | |
| Get up and spin around. Then type 'dizzy'? | |
| Run a mile. Type 'goldfish' if you didn't do it. If you did run it, well, time's probably up? | |
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| Do number 5 again, but this time you HAVE to hit shift, trust me? | |
| How many Teletubbies are there?? | |
| Type the following words: cat? | |
| Donkey? | |
| Wrong, try again? | |
| What is the capital of Armenia? (If you don't know type 'Kit Kat')? | |
| What comes next: A B C D E...? | |
| Unscramble the following word: O G? | |
| FI U CNA DREA HTIS, YPTE XRQCT? | |
| Click the little X in the top right corner. Then type 'soap'? | |
| Hold down shift and click on the symbol to the right of the P on the keyboard? | |
| What begins with F and ends with UCK?? | |
| For the last question, absolutely DON'T DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO! Type 'question' to get to it? | |
| Don't not press the J key, or else you lose.? | |
| You win. Thanks for bearing that with me? | |
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