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The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen?
I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking in my car driving 90.
After you've dated someone, it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
I gave my cat a bath the other day. They love it. He sat there. He enjoyed it. It was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that...
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
Bozo the Clown. Do we really need 'the Clown'? Are we going to confuse him with Bozo the Tax Attorney? Bozo the Pope?
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
Parents are not interested in justice -- they want quiet!
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
I am part Mongolian rapist. And I will be totally honest with you: I love it.
I think it's great that we have a president who looks like he's always staring directly into the sun
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
I been seeing newspapers every Sunday morning. White dudes be in there in their drawers, never having no bulge, smiling at you. If I ain't have no bulge, I wouldn't be smiling!
My greatest hero is Nelson Mandela: incarcerated for 25 years, he was released in 1990, he’s been out about 18 years now...and he hasn’t reoffended.
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
I knew these Siamese twins. They moved to England, so the other one could drive.
I wish I was a snake. I do. Did you ever wish you were a snake? Yeah, you do. I do. Every time I see snakes on TV, I'm like, 'Oh, why not me?'
It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now.
I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
Every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it. Im serious for safety, cause when the **** goes down someone is gonna need to talk to the police.
Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
We've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in 12 years, we'll be voting for plants.

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