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| Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary. | |
| Snap out of it! | |
| Hello gorgeous. | |
| Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. | |
| Plastics. | |
| Get busy living, or get busy dying. | |
| Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples? | |
| I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. | |
| SQUIRREL! | |
| The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone. | |
| You complete me. | |
| Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns. | |
| Get in loser, we're going shopping. | |
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| I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly... | |
| You eat pieces of sh$t for breakfast? | |
| It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. | |
| I'm not even supposed to be here today! | |
| Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system! | |
| Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon. | |
| the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift. | |
| This time the mission is the man. | |
| A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best. | |
| A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left. | |
| Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads. | |
| That's as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.'s. Go ahead and add it up, every cent's accounted for. | |
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