| The class told their chemistry teacher, "Slow down, sir, you're going to phosphorus." A chemist told his lab-mate, "Your slacks are too short. You should lanthanum." When asked what her favorite element was, the chemist replied, "It's none of your bismuth!" When a parent was surprised at how much her son's chemistry teacher knew about High School Musical, he explained, "Oh, I just astatine." When the boy started fussing about his low test grade, his chemistry teacher said, "It's just one test, Billy; don't throw a temper tantalum." When asked what his favorite part of Thanksgiving was, the chemistry teacher replied without hesitation, "Carbon the turkey." |
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