| Description | Novel |
| Mr. Darcy experiments with a concoction that drives him to go out at night and kill people. | |
| Miss Woodhouse is in a quandary over which pickles to serve with afternoon tea. | |
| Catherine Morland eats too much on her trip and puts on weight. | |
| Elinor and Marianne turn into hippies after burning way too much patchouli and sandalwood. | |
| Garfield, now rich from naval exploits, reconciles with Anne Elliot who once rejected him. | |
| Fanny Price goes undercover at the Bertram estate trying to bust their notorious heroin and percocet ring. | |