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Childhood obesity is linked to dire health consequences.
Women are horrible drivers. And pedestrians.
Don't room with your sister. Her visitors are super disruptive.
Why bother learning math, when saying 'five' to an addition question is just fine.
If you get a pet (or a bored housewife), you have to take care of it. You can't trust your quasi-brother.
Don't go sailing or hiking in the arctic.
Cooks are evil, violent people, especially in cramped spaces set adrift.
Reverends need lovin' too.
If you get a transcontinental railroad, you have to run it. You can't trust your brother.
Try your best to convince the jury you cried at your mother's funeral.
When at a ball, make some effort to dance and make chitchat.
Don't date a woman who has a daughter.
Rabbits can talk. Like, really well.
Do NOT steal bread. Steal silver.
If you lock up your nutjob wife in the house, she will burn it down.
When hosting, avoid serving meat pies. And killing your daughter.
Try to avoid angry pimps.
Try to avoid traversing high Peruvian crossings.
Trinkets depreciate in value if parts break off.
Three words: catch and release.
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