Hello! My name is Elder Young...
_Hello!

Satan has ahold of France...
_{Two by Two}

We're fighting for a cause but we're really, really nice...
_{Two by Two}

'Cause I can do most anything...
_{You and Me (But Mostly Me)}

And as long as we stick together...
_{You and Me (But Mostly Me)}

If you don't like what we say, trying living here a couple days...
_{Hasa Diga Eebowai}

Here's the doctor he has AIDS, here's my daughter she has a...
_{Hasa Diga Eebowai}

You say you got a problem, well that's no problem...
_{Turn it Off}

Sleep now, little buddy...
_{I am Here for You}

Paradise, on the west coast...
_{All-American Prophet}

And even though people wanted to see the golden plates Joseph never showed 'em...
_{All-American Prophet}

I can imagine what it must be like this perfect, happy place...
_{Sal Tlay Ka Siti}

And there’s a Red Cross on every corner...
_{Sal Tlay Ka Siti}

Time to be a hero and slay the monster! Time to battle darkness...
_{Man Up}

Be careful how you proceed, Arnold...
_{Making Things up Again}

Minions of Hades, have you heard the news...
_{Spooky Mormon Hell Dream}

I got OJ free!...
_{Spooky Mormon Hell Dream}

A warlord who shoots people in the face...
_{I Believe}

I believe that God has a plan for all of us...
_{I Believe}

I'm wet with salvation...
_{Baptize Me}

We are the heartbeat of Africa...
_{I am Africa}

I got de golden plates...
_{Joseph Smith American Moses}

Down from the mountain look who comes...
_{Joseph Smith American Moses}

Americans already found a cure for AIDS...
_{Tomorrow Is A Latter Day}

You have a lovely mud hut...
_{Tomorrow Is A Latter Day}