Country Song or George Costanza?

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Can you name the source of these lines as George Costanza in Seinfeld or title lines from country songs?

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My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus.
If my mom and pop ran a store, I wouldn't shop there.
My mother always said I'm not special.
They oughta name a drink after you.
I was brought up to say 'God bless you.'
Why can't I have a heart attack?
I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart.
It's not a lie if you believe it.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
I've been yelling at strangers on the street.
Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.
This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to like her.
I think she finds my stupidity charming.
LineCountry (C) or George (G)
Everybody's doing something; we'll do nothing.
Pardon me, I've got someone to kill.
So are you gonna sleep with me or what?
I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home.
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
She got the goldmine and I got the shaft.
I meant every word that he said.
I'm much better in the daytime than I am at night.
How can I miss you when you won't go away?
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long.
Everybody loves a nut. The whole world loves a weirdo.
I've eaten frogs, so nobody's perfect.
The jerk store called. They're running out of you.

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Tags:Country Music, seinfeld, song, This or That, George Costanza