Country Song or George Costanza?

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Can you name the source of these lines as George Costanza in Seinfeld or title lines from country songs?

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The jerk store called. They're running out of you.
How can I miss you when you won't go away?
I meant every word that he said.
My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus.
I've been yelling at strangers on the street.
If my mom and pop ran a store, I wouldn't shop there.
I'm much better in the daytime than I am at night.
Pardon me, I've got someone to kill.
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Everybody loves a nut. The whole world loves a weirdo.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
I think she finds my stupidity charming.
I've eaten frogs, so nobody's perfect.
LineCountry (C) or George (G)
It's not a lie if you believe it.
They oughta name a drink after you.
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long.
This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to like her.
She got the goldmine and I got the shaft.
I was brought up to say 'God bless you.'
Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.
Everybody's doing something; we'll do nothing.
I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart.
Why can't I have a heart attack?
So are you gonna sleep with me or what?
I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home.
My mother always said I'm not special.

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Created Apr 11, 2013Curator's PickReportNominate
Tags:Country Music, seinfeld, song, This or That, George Costanza