Country Song or George Costanza?

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Can you name the source of these lines as George Costanza in Seinfeld or title lines from country songs?

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LineCountry (C) or George (G)
Why can't I have a heart attack?
The jerk store called. They're running out of you.
If my mom and pop ran a store, I wouldn't shop there.
I've been yelling at strangers on the street.
Pardon me, I've got someone to kill.
I think she finds my stupidity charming.
So are you gonna sleep with me or what?
How can I miss you when you won't go away?
It's not a lie if you believe it.
I've eaten frogs, so nobody's perfect.
They oughta name a drink after you.
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long.
She got the goldmine and I got the shaft.
LineCountry (C) or George (G)
My mother always said I'm not special.
Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.
Everybody's doing something; we'll do nothing.
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart.
This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to like her.
I meant every word that he said.
I'm much better in the daytime than I am at night.
My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus.
Everybody loves a nut. The whole world loves a weirdo.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home.
I was brought up to say 'God bless you.'

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Tags:Country Music, seinfeld, song, This or That, George Costanza