Country Song or George Costanza?

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Can you name the source of these lines as George Costanza in Seinfeld or title lines from country songs?

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I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home.
This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to like her.
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long.
It's not a lie if you believe it.
Everybody's doing something; we'll do nothing.
My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus.
My mother always said I'm not special.
So are you gonna sleep with me or what?
I'm much better in the daytime than I am at night.
Pardon me, I've got someone to kill.
She got the goldmine and I got the shaft.
Here's a quarter, call someone who cares.
They oughta name a drink after you.
LineCountry (C) or George (G)
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
I've eaten frogs, so nobody's perfect.
I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart.
I was brought up to say 'God bless you.'
The jerk store called. They're running out of you.
Why can't I have a heart attack?
I've been yelling at strangers on the street.
If my mom and pop ran a store, I wouldn't shop there.
I think she finds my stupidity charming.
Everybody loves a nut. The whole world loves a weirdo.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
I meant every word that he said.
How can I miss you when you won't go away?

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Tags:Country Music, seinfeld, song, This or That, George Costanza