| Question | Answer | Clue |
| What kind of soup do I love the most? | |
| This question is blank. | |
| On a scale of 1 to 10, how awesome is this quiz? | |
| Where did that cat come from? | |
| WHO STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR? | |
| How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? | |
| DID YOU DRAW ON ME IN MY SLEEP? | |
| What word am I thinking of? | |
| Someone whacked me with a broom. What color was it? | |
| Ten tenders tended to my garden. What was the 7th tender's name? | |
| A dog climbed in my window last night. What window was it? | |
| IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR | |
| My dog is white colored. What color is my dog? | |
| If someone poked me in the arm with a pin, a colored liquid would come out. What color? | |
| A penguin did it. It was from the North Pole. Do penguins live in the North Pole? | |
| ARE YOU TAKING A QUIZ | |
| Do you like cheese? | |
| ZZZZzzz | |
| I am so close to 20. SO CLOSE! Are you? | |
| Is g a letter? | |
| Do skunks smell? | |
| Hmmm hmmm hmh hmhmhmhmh..... O HAI | |
| O BAI | |
| I like Chinese food. | |
| .doof esenihC ekil I | |
| | Question | Answer | Clue |
| DID THIS BLOW YOUR MIND | |
| Sing me the alphabet! | |
| HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE | |
| What is a pencil? | |
| If someone put a banana on my head, how would I respond? | |
| My face melted. | |
| How can you handle this quiz? | |
| ABCDEF_ _ _ | |
| Fig Newton | |
| Did you eat a Fig Newton? | |
| PRESS ENTER NOW | |
| PRESS umm... 23! Yeah! Press 23! | |
| 2 questions left. Are you excited? | |
| OW! Were you the one who threw a squash at me? | |
| What is (2+2)x2? | |
| Just kidding about those other times. There are 9 questions ahead. So, anyway, what is the answer to the last question times 2? | |
| What is the answer to the last question times 2? | |
| If you proceed to call me a pencil, I will eat you. | |
| NOM | |
| Ooohh, 5 questions ahead of me. Anyway, what is the capital of Ireland? | |
| George | |
| You have 4 questions left, including this one... What is the netspeak term for bite, crunch, or eat? | |
| What does LOL stand for | |
| I will only sell you a shrimp for 50 dollars. Will you haggle? | |
| On a scale of one to ten, how awesome was this quiz? | |
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