| Lyric | Musical | Song |
| Where's Daddy? Dead or in the KGB? | |
| See that pretty girl in the mirror there? Who can that attractive girl be? | |
| You, where have you been all my life? | |
| Who could bend the laws of nature? Could a lion love a lamb? | |
| What ain't we got? We ain't got dames | |
| Is he gay? Or European? | |
| How do you measure, measure a year? | |
| What do you want from me? Blood? | |
| What do these crazy, crazy, crazy dreams mean? | |
| Why God? What's your plan? | |
| Are you the hero of my dreams? | |
| God, I hope I've made the right decision- do I want to be somebody's wife? | |
| What is this feeling so sudden and new? | |
| What can you say about a girl who woke to Bach each winter's day? | |
| Should I bring him down? Should I scream and shout? | |
| So what happens now? Where am I going to? | |
| Were we never meant to be? | |
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| That is all very well but what are we going to do about the Italian? | |
| What's that? In the distance? Such a ghostly glow | |
| Did I Mention I Was Seven? | |
| Who's the soul who had control since this whole thing began? | |
| Haben Sie Gehört Das Deutsche Band? | |
| If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow why, oh why, can't I? | |
| Wouldn't you rather have your precious little ingenue? | |
| What do you do with a BA in English? | |
| Why do bad things always happen to good people? | |
| Where're you going? Barcelona | |
| And the prince? The prince? Well, he's tall | |
| And why did I tell her this? A stranger I just met | |
| Where is the song that goes like this? | |
| Will his eyes reveal to me promises or lies? | |
| Could she get me a friend? | |
| I hope I get it, how many people does he need? | |
| And starts to talk purty, what'cha gonna do? | |
| | Lyric | Musical | Song |
| But if I'd done it, how could you tell me that I was wrong? | |
| Even fight my bill? What, fistycuffs? | |
| Did you ever have one of those days that was perfect? | |
| What would you say to your son if you were me? | |
| Why can't a woman be more like a man? | |
| What good is sitting all alone in your room? | |
| What is wrong with dressing up in satin and lace? | |
| Who am I? 24601 | |
| But what are you left with when the lights go out? | |
| Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? | |
| Is he laughing at me? At my nose? Did he notice? | |
| Where is there a team that's half as fabulous? | |
| Who wants true? Who the hell wants moving? | |
| There's so much in life to share-What's the sense if no-one else is there | |
| Who the hell do you think he's tickling pink on a Saturday night? | |
| I give her ugliness, why does she love me? | |
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