Barney Stinson Quotes

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Can you name the missing words from these Barney Stinson quotes?

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____ up.
It will be legend- wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is-____!
Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm ____!
Believe it or not, I was not always as ____ as I am today.
I wish men could have children on their own, like ____.
I'm gonna die alone. Ted's gonna be ____ ____ ____.
At least when I run out on a girl, I ____ ____ ____ first. It's called manners.
Here's twenty for picking up a girl with only one word, and here's another twenty for that word being '____'.
There are so many great things to do with the human mouth. Why waste it on ____?
Here it is: Acrobats from Montreal. They're so flexible. We are gonna get Cirque-du-____-____.
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Come on, Lily, how many women can say that they've been personally serenaded by ____ ____.
In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second ____ gland. True story.
There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: ____ ____.
So you're pregnant? Huh, looks like nobody told your ____.
Plus, here's the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that ____ ____.
Come on, Ted, this is an incredible opportunity. We'll meet our soul mates, nail them and ____ ____ ____ ____.
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be ____ instead.
You dumped a porn star? ____ ____.
I'm taking the rest of my bonus to ____ ____ ____.
So you had a drink thrown in your face. Happens to me all the time. Pretty soon you'll be able to anticipate it and when you do... ____ ____!

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