| Quote | Speaker |
| 'I don't think that my personal life is really anybody's business' | |
| 'Um, I really didn't get along with any of the girls' | |
| 'He will settle' | |
| 'Mine is snowboarding' | |
| 'I'm laying in your lap' | |
| 'I'm just that nice girl that everybody hates!' | |
| 'I honestly cannot, like, sing your praises any more — 'cause it’s just, like, craaaazy, like, [singing] da-na na-na-naaaa [...] Oh my god! I want a baby!' | |
| 'You can land your plane on my landing strip any day.' | |
| 'She was giving you a little Cambodian' | |
| 'My money's on Vienna' | |
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