| Quote | Who Said It |
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| 'I think Bachelor Number Two wasn't held enough as a child.' | |
| '...And everyone died. Speaking of dying, I've been dying to see the new Bruce Willis flick...' | |
| 'This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.' | |
| 'I'm sorry, was that applause? I couldn't hear it over Ryan's shoes!' | |
| 'Good evening everyone. I'm Twice Nightly, and this is the action news. These are the headlines. Insane cow tries moon jump, dish and spoon still missing.' | |
| 'Hi, ya lovely audience. Now, shut your holes. ...Dating is, weird... 'cause guys and girls are so different...' | |
| *sings* 'So who's the slightly effeminate one? That's me. That's me.'' | |
| 'That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough! It can make worms in your tummy! Worms in your tummy!' | |
| | Quote | Who Said It |
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| 'As Rogers and Hammerstein said, the hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!' | |
| 'Africa's a big country...' | |
| '...It's also a big CONTINENT if you're a geographer!' | |
| *sings* 'I smell like condiments...' *snappy piano riff* 'Relish! Mustard! Ketchup and cheese!' | |
| 'I'd be lemon-flavored ass kiss.' | |
| 'Please gather around the body... Poof! It's not there anymore!' | |
| *sings* 'I'm feeling low, so low...Why, I don't know. I think it's because I'm in love with Fido...' | |
| 'Hey! That's pleather man!' | |
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