| Haiku | Novel/Short Story | Extra Info |
| Young girl with power/her parents needed money/Rainbird lied to her | |
| Captain Trips has hit/the Walkin' Dude is coming/look, the hand of God! | |
| Dark times have arrived/in the kingdom of Delain/Niner shows the truth | |
| Abusive husband/a magic horse in painting/'It's ze bull, ze bull!' | |
| Want to stop smoking?/We guarantee you'll succeed/don't gain too much weight! | |
| A road trip gone wrong/don't go in the China Pit/'Tak! Tak ah lah tak!' | |
| Fake grave and tombstone/He's 'NOT a very nice guy'/watch the sparrows fly | |
| Four miles an hour/make sure you don't walk slower/death will be your prize | |
| | Haiku | Novel/Short Story | Extra Info |
| Shipwrecked and alone/heroin eases the pain/...like lady fingers | |
| Handcuffed to the bed/in the middle of nowhere/bones in bag of skin | |
| A newspaper boat/made by a sick big brother/we all float down here | |
| The man in black fled/palaver at a campfire/massacre in Tull | |
| Be careful flipping/Sunlight Gardener's school sucks/Queen Laura is healed | |
| Airplane goes through warp/little spiky balls clean up/Toomey is insane | |
| Car regenerates/Arnie develops back pain/Careful on the road! | |
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