| First line | Speaker | Last line |
|---|
| 'Lemonade? You ok man?' | |
| 'Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was' | |
| 'Really?! Well, that’s just lovely, isn’t it? I must’ve missed your call, even though I didn’t leave the flat all day.' | |
| 'Hey lady. Hey wait up. How do you know my dad?' | |
| 'Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if you’re given’ ‘em out.' | |
| 'I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...' | |
| 'C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!' | |
| What? The father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday? | |
| 'Oh, my god, I am so glad you called me. I had the most supremely awful day.' | |
| 'Excuse me, I'm looking for someone. You don't, by any chance, know a Ross Geller?' | |
| 'There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!' | |
| 'I gotta tell you, I can't believe I'm doing this with you. Although I did just get out of a nine-year relationship, so I guess I should be open and taking some risks.' | |
| 'Actually, I’m here about the assistant job.' | |
| 'Wait, does he eat chalk?' | |
| 'Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you. Mmm! What's that curry taste?' | |
| 'Stop saying you're not talented, you're very talented. It's just with the bird dead and all, there's very little act left. Oh, honey, give me a break, will ya?' | |
| 'Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!' | |
| 'All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?' | |
| 'This is kind of embarrassing, but occasionally after I've been intimate with a man...' | |
| 'Monopoly!' | |
| 'Yeah! It's fine, it's fine. Robbie's gonna be here for hours. ' | |
| 'Hi. Okay, will that be all?' | |
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