¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪¸¸ ¨*•♫♪¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪¸¸.•*¨ Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
¨*•♫♪¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪¸¸.•*¨ Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out-consume
Who could think you under the table David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya'
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya' 'Bout the raising of the wrist
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya' 'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed...
'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed... John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed... John Stuart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill Plato, they say, could stick it away
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill Plato, they say, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day
Plato, they say, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Half a crate of whiskey every day Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his dram
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his dram And René Descartes was a drunken fart
Hobbes was fond of his dram And René Descartes was a drunken fart I drink, therefore I am
And René Descartes was a drunken fart I drink, therefore I am Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
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