|He had trouble counting to three|
And fighting with amputees
The king had a habit
Of slaughtering rabbits
And scaring old ladies with 'Ni!'
|No mention of Inky or Blinky|
(However, there's talk about Twinkies)
Speaking of ghosts
They're about to be toast!
As Peter and Zuul get kinky
|With a cast like this you can't lose|
Stiller got rave reviews
Jack Black is whack
Downey is black
And who could forget Tom Cruise?
|The Griswold family|
Search for the perfect tree
With millions of lights
The star ignites!
And they black out the whole city
|The town of Rock Ridge was in trouble|
So a fake one they built on the double
The Johnsons stood tall
There was a big brawl
Strange end? Well I guess that's just Mel
|Preparing for Y2K|
A great plan was underway
Work sucks, they figured
And so reconfigured
The program to steal pennies all day
|These friends are a couple of whacks|
Whose brains must be full of plaque
When he steals Lloyd's gal
He gets back at his pal
With the aid of a little ex-lax
|Who was Phil to complain?|
As over and over again
The day just repeated
'Cause he was conceited
Only love would break the chain
|His best friend was his right hand|
Don't girls feel like bags of sand?
10 years shy of fifty
His friends thought it nifty
But the hooker was really a man!
|It's Thanksgiving in Chicago|
Neal Page just wants to get home
There's a fat guy named Del
Who's annoying as Hell
Then Neal realizes Del's all alone
|They wanted some booze for some guzzlin'|
His ID stated: 'McLovin'
More hormones than brains
Resulted in stains
And the comforter needed replacin'
|It turns out there's something about her|
She's sexy, smart and demur
He knew full well
That's not hair gel
Which was dangling from his ear!
|Striker was more than distraught|
Luckily he's an ex-pilot!
The landing was burly
(And don't call me Shirley)
It's good he didn't have cod
|Bumbling spy? Well, maybe|
Bad teeth? Absolutely
But the women he's shagged
And the bad guys he's bagged
Make him just groovy, baby!
|A comedy classic, I admit|
Schwartzes, a Mog and Dark Helmet
Combing the desert
The bad guys assert
'No, we ain't found s***!'
|The best film of the millennia|
To have puppets on strings, you betcha!
Steals the film
(singing) 'America… **** yeah!'
|This film is set in Nantucket|
(No, seriously, this is legit!)
With Cusack and Demi
Who saw it? Not many
'It's not awful' proclaimed the critics
|They wind up at The Winchester|
As zombies attack and fester
A love story unfolds
Their ground they hold
As they hack and slash and dismember
|Jerry and Joe saw a murder|
So the hims dressed up as hers
Sugar was randy
She became Joe's dandy
And Jerry? Well nobody's per-fect
|There once was a mustached man|
Hailing from Kazakhstan
Too easy, I think
Yep, I'm a dink
So type the full name (if you can!)
Movies by Limerick: Comedies Quiz
- Created Jul 18, 2011 in Movies
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