| FML | Song | Artist |
|---|
| Today, I killed a man and told my mom. It made her cry. FML. | |
Today, I sang it note for note.
It didn't help. FML. | |
| Today my girlfriend kicked me out. She put everything I own in a box (to the left). FML | |
| Today, I realized my boy had grown up just like me. Poor kid. FML. | |
| Today, I was talkin' s*** and I didn't think that she would hear it. She heard it. FML. | |
| Today, she wants my love and she wants my revenge. I don't even know what that means?! FML. | |
Today, I left the gate open.
Rex and Fido got out. FML. | |
| Today, I bought a fur coat, a monkey and some art (not a Garfunkel). Then I woke up. FML. | |
| Today, I got my shoes shined. I had to take their word. Ham on. FML. | |
| Today, I was admiring Fergie's curves. She started some drama. FML. | |
| Today, I tried and I tried and I tried and I tried. But, you see, I'm on a losing streak. FML. | |
| Today, your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying. FML. | |
| Today, the music died. FML. | |
| Today, I couldn't believe the news. I closed my eyes but it wouldn't go away. FML. | |
| Today, I woke up feeling like P. Diddy. The bottle of Jack didn't help. FML. | |
| | FML | Song | Artist |
|---|
| Today, it looks as though my troubles are here to stay. FML. | |
| Today, I wished I was special, but I'm a weirdo. I don't belong here. FML. | |
| Today, I was drowning and this guy wouldn't help me. He saw what I did. FML. | |
Today, she told my heart.
It didn't understand. FML. | |
| Today, I had to tell dad I was pregnant and keeping the baby. He was not impressed. FML. | |
Today, London is drowing.
I live by the river. FML | |
| Today, this girl said her kid is mine. But I'm not even her lover. FML. | |
| Today, I called room service for some wine. They polished off the last bottle 40 years ago. FML. | |
| Today, my ex-girlfriend called to remind me of the mess I left when I went away. I should have known. FML. | |
| Today, I was lost in space. The papers were more concerned with what shirts I wear. FML | |
| Today, they thought I shot the deputy. I swear I didn't. FML. | |
| Today, a landmine took my legs, arms, hearing, sight and speech. But I'm still alive. FML. | |
Today, I've got your picture, I've got your picture.
Now I'm 日本. エム エル エフ. | |
| Today, when I woke up, I wasn't the man who woke up next to you. You were many miles away. FML. | |
| Today, I finally did that. FML. | |
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