- Morning.
- Morning.
- Morning.
- Morning.
- Hey, look. Howard's being eaten.
- That's the machine that goes 'ping'.
- [ping]
Couldn't Mummy have worn some sort of pessary?
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted...
Oh, yes, and, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.
In fact, today, I think I'll have a French Tickler...
- Uh, was it taking your clothes off, sir?
- Well, and... and after that?
And there's a card, sir,... from all of us.
Well, to be quite honest, Sarge, I'd... rather be at home with the wife and kids.
- Would you, now?!
- Yes, Sarge.
Now! Everybody else? Quite content to join in with my little scheme of...
- Any idea how it happened?
- None whatsoever. Complete mystery to me. Woke up just now...
Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything...
A tiger?
In Africa?!
Right, sir! I'll organise a party... right away, sir.
Hello. Good evening, and welcome to...
It is a most elusive fish!
They haven't said much about the meaning of life so far, have they?
Uh, there's an 's' in 'Nietzsche'.
Hello. Uh, can we have your liver?
- My what?
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space...
What was that about hats, again?
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public...
Ah, good afternoon, sir, and how are we today?
- Better.
- Better?
Gaston, my son, the world is a beautiful place. You must go into it and... love everyone, try to make everyone happy, and bring peace and contentment everywhere you go.
It's a 'Mr. Death' or something. He's come about the reaping?
You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'.
Oh, is it Christmas today?
Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together
in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations, and, finally...
Why are we here? What's life all about?
Is God really real, or is there some doubt?
Well, tonight, we're going to sort it all out,
For, tonight, it's...
Is it a boy or a girl?