Star Wars or Spaceballs?

Random Movies or war Quiz

Can you name the quotes from either Star Wars or Spaceballs?

Updated Jul 26, 2012

 plays        
How to Play
Also try: Star Wars Stuff
Note: Enter "SW" for Star Wars and "SB" for Spaceballs.
QuoteSW or SB?
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
A million spacebucks? That's unfair!
Now we'll show her who is in charge of this galaxy.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
That's gonna leave a mark.
I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
What a piece of junk!
May the Schwartz be with you.
So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
Just what we need... a Druish Princess!
The radar, sir! It appears to be... jammed!
Say goodbye to your two best friends.
And what've we got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
This is an unlisted wall!
You idiots! These are not them!
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
It's programmed to go off before you do.
That’s no moon, it’s a space station.
You see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
I'm not shooting this thing! I hate guns!
Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.
Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that.
QuoteSW or SB?
You've got something jammed in here real good.
Here we go. The short, short version.
Fire a warning shot across her nose.
Take only what you need to survive.
I can't breathe in this thing.
We're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
I have a bad feeling about this.
May the Force be with you.
There goes the planet.
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain.
One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.
They must have hyperjets on that thing!
What an incredible smell you've discovered.
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
Boring conversation anyway.
Hey, point that thing someplace else!
Have you found anything yet?
What's in there? Only what you take with you.
Laugh it up, fuzzball.
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
You know something princess? You are UGLY when you're angry.
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?

Friend Scores


  Player Best Score Plays Last Played
You You haven't played this game yet.

You Might Also Like...

Extras