Star Wars or Spaceballs?

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Can you name the quotes from either Star Wars or Spaceballs?

Featured Jul 13, 2011

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Note: Enter "SW" for Star Wars and "SB" for Spaceballs.
QuoteSW or SB?
They must have hyperjets on that thing!
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
I can't breathe in this thing.
I have a bad feeling about this.
It's programmed to go off before you do.
We're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that.
Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Have you found anything yet?
Just what we need... a Druish Princess!
You idiots! These are not them!
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
And what've we got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
The radar, sir! It appears to be... jammed!
What an incredible smell you've discovered.
There goes the planet.
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
May the Schwartz be with you.
May the Force be with you.
You see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
You know something princess? You are UGLY when you're angry.
QuoteSW or SB?
What a piece of junk!
That’s no moon, it’s a space station.
I'm not shooting this thing! I hate guns!
Here we go. The short, short version.
A million spacebucks? That's unfair!
That's gonna leave a mark.
Say goodbye to your two best friends.
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain.
This is an unlisted wall!
Fire a warning shot across her nose.
One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.
Laugh it up, fuzzball.
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
Take only what you need to survive.
Now we'll show her who is in charge of this galaxy.
So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
You've got something jammed in here real good.
What's in there? Only what you take with you.
Hey, point that thing someplace else!
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Boring conversation anyway.

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