Star Wars or Spaceballs?

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Can you name the quotes from either Star Wars or Spaceballs?

Featured Jul 13, 2011

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Note: Enter "SW" for Star Wars and "SB" for Spaceballs.
QuoteSW or SB?
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
That’s no moon, it’s a space station.
The radar, sir! It appears to be... jammed!
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Say goodbye to your two best friends.
That's gonna leave a mark.
Fire a warning shot across her nose.
May the Force be with you.
Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that.
You see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Now we'll show her who is in charge of this galaxy.
Boring conversation anyway.
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
What's in there? Only what you take with you.
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
What a piece of junk!
Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.
Laugh it up, fuzzball.
You know something princess? You are UGLY when you're angry.
I can't breathe in this thing.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain.
QuoteSW or SB?
You idiots! These are not them!
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
We're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
I'm not shooting this thing! I hate guns!
They must have hyperjets on that thing!
Hey, point that thing someplace else!
What an incredible smell you've discovered.
This is an unlisted wall!
You've got something jammed in here real good.
May the Schwartz be with you.
There goes the planet.
Have you found anything yet?
And what've we got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
Take only what you need to survive.
You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.
A million spacebucks? That's unfair!
I have a bad feeling about this.
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
Just what we need... a Druish Princess!
Here we go. The short, short version.
It's programmed to go off before you do.
I wonder, will we ever see each other again?

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