Star Wars or Spaceballs?

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Can you name the quotes from either Star Wars or Spaceballs?

Updated Jan 1, 2016

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QuoteSW or SB?
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
That's gonna leave a mark.
Hey, point that thing someplace else!
Say goodbye to your two best friends.
May the Schwartz be with you.
Have you found anything yet?
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
You idiots! These are not them!
We're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
They must have hyperjets on that thing!
Take only what you need to survive.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
That’s no moon, it’s a space station.
You've got something jammed in here real good.
You see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
And what've we got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.
Laugh it up, fuzzball.
So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
A million spacebucks? That's unfair!
You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
Just what we need... a Druish Princess!
QuoteSW or SB?
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain.
What a piece of junk!
I'm not shooting this thing! I hate guns!
What's in there? Only what you take with you.
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.
The radar, sir! It appears to be... jammed!
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
It's programmed to go off before you do.
Now we'll show her who is in charge of this galaxy.
I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
May the Force be with you.
There goes the planet.
I can't breathe in this thing.
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
What an incredible smell you've discovered.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Here we go. The short, short version.
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
You know something princess? You are UGLY when you're angry.
This is an unlisted wall!
Fire a warning shot across her nose.
Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that.
Boring conversation anyway.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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