Star Wars or Spaceballs?

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Can you name the quotes from either Star Wars or Spaceballs?

Updated Jul 26, 2012

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Note: Enter "SW" for Star Wars and "SB" for Spaceballs.
QuoteSW or SB?
May the Schwartz be with you.
You see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Boring conversation anyway.
Fire a warning shot across her nose.
It's programmed to go off before you do.
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
What's in there? Only what you take with you.
You know something princess? You are UGLY when you're angry.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that.
That’s no moon, it’s a space station.
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
A million spacebucks? That's unfair!
That's gonna leave a mark.
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
And what've we got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
They must have hyperjets on that thing!
You've got something jammed in here real good.
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Now we'll show her who is in charge of this galaxy.
The radar, sir! It appears to be... jammed!
I'm not shooting this thing! I hate guns!
QuoteSW or SB?
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain.
I can't breathe in this thing.
Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.
We're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
Say goodbye to your two best friends.
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
May the Force be with you.
Take only what you need to survive.
Hey, point that thing someplace else!
I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
Laugh it up, fuzzball.
This is an unlisted wall!
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
Here we go. The short, short version.
Have you found anything yet?
What a piece of junk!
There goes the planet.
You idiots! These are not them!
What an incredible smell you've discovered.
Just what we need... a Druish Princess!
One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.
I have a bad feeling about this.

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