Star Wars or Spaceballs?

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Can you name the quotes from either Star Wars or Spaceballs?

Featured Jul 13, 2011

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Note: Enter "SW" for Star Wars and "SB" for Spaceballs.
QuoteSW or SB?
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
Have you found anything yet?
Hey, point that thing someplace else!
You know something princess? You are UGLY when you're angry.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
That’s no moon, it’s a space station.
I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
What an incredible smell you've discovered.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
We're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that.
Now we'll show her who is in charge of this galaxy.
You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
What a piece of junk!
Fire a warning shot across her nose.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
I can't breathe in this thing.
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
Laugh it up, fuzzball.
A million spacebucks? That's unfair!
One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.
They must have hyperjets on that thing!
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
QuoteSW or SB?
May the Force be with you.
So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
You idiots! These are not them!
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
This is an unlisted wall!
Here we go. The short, short version.
Boring conversation anyway.
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain.
And what've we got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
May the Schwartz be with you.
I'm not shooting this thing! I hate guns!
The radar, sir! It appears to be... jammed!
Just what we need... a Druish Princess!
You see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
You've got something jammed in here real good.
What's in there? Only what you take with you.
That's gonna leave a mark.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Say goodbye to your two best friends.
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
It's programmed to go off before you do.
There goes the planet.
Take only what you need to survive.
Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.

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