Star Wars or Spaceballs?

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Can you name the quotes from either Star Wars or Spaceballs?

Featured Jul 13, 2011

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Note: Enter "SW" for Star Wars and "SB" for Spaceballs.
QuoteSW or SB?
You know something princess? You are UGLY when you're angry.
Here we go. The short, short version.
Hey, point that thing someplace else!
Fire a warning shot across her nose.
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Laugh it up, fuzzball.
Take only what you need to survive.
What an incredible smell you've discovered.
You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
That's gonna leave a mark.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Have you found anything yet?
You see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
I'm not shooting this thing! I hate guns!
So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that.
I can't breathe in this thing.
Boring conversation anyway.
This is an unlisted wall!
Just what we need... a Druish Princess!
Now we'll show her who is in charge of this galaxy.
QuoteSW or SB?
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
They must have hyperjets on that thing!
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain.
That’s no moon, it’s a space station.
A million spacebucks? That's unfair!
What's in there? Only what you take with you.
May the Schwartz be with you.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
What a piece of junk!
The radar, sir! It appears to be... jammed!
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
We're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.
It's programmed to go off before you do.
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
Say goodbye to your two best friends.
You've got something jammed in here real good.
May the Force be with you.
You idiots! These are not them!
There goes the planet.
And what've we got on this thing? A Cuisinart?

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