Star Wars or Spaceballs?

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Can you name the quotes from either Star Wars or Spaceballs?

Updated Jul 26, 2012

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Also try: Star Wars Stuff
Note: Enter "SW" for Star Wars and "SB" for Spaceballs.
QuoteSW or SB?
You idiots! These are not them!
May the Force be with you.
Fire a warning shot across her nose.
There goes the planet.
We're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
That’s no moon, it’s a space station.
Take only what you need to survive.
I can't breathe in this thing.
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
This is an unlisted wall!
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
You know something princess? You are UGLY when you're angry.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.
Now we'll show her who is in charge of this galaxy.
That's gonna leave a mark.
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
May the Schwartz be with you.
Just what we need... a Druish Princess!
You've got something jammed in here real good.
Laugh it up, fuzzball.
What a piece of junk!
I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
QuoteSW or SB?
They must have hyperjets on that thing!
Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that.
What's in there? Only what you take with you.
I have a bad feeling about this.
What an incredible smell you've discovered.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
Have you found anything yet?
Hey, point that thing someplace else!
Say goodbye to your two best friends.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
You see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
The radar, sir! It appears to be... jammed!
A million spacebucks? That's unfair!
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain.
Boring conversation anyway.
I'm not shooting this thing! I hate guns!
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
And what've we got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
It's programmed to go off before you do.
Here we go. The short, short version.
Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.

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