Star Wars or Spaceballs?

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Can you name the quotes from either Star Wars or Spaceballs?

Featured Jul 13, 2011

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Note: Enter "SW" for Star Wars and "SB" for Spaceballs.
QuoteSW or SB?
You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
Say goodbye to your two best friends.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by size, do you?
Hey, point that thing someplace else!
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
That’s no moon, it’s a space station.
So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
And what've we got on this thing? A Cuisinart?
You've got something jammed in here real good.
Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that.
One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.
Now we'll show her who is in charge of this galaxy.
What's in there? Only what you take with you.
I can't breathe in this thing.
Here we go. The short, short version.
A million spacebucks? That's unfair!
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
It's programmed to go off before you do.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
May the Schwartz be with you.
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
Take only what you need to survive.
Have you found anything yet?
QuoteSW or SB?
The radar, sir! It appears to be... jammed!
What an incredible smell you've discovered.
That's gonna leave a mark.
Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain.
You idiots! These are not them!
Fire a warning shot across her nose.
There goes the planet.
There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
Boring conversation anyway.
I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
They must have hyperjets on that thing!
I'm not shooting this thing! I hate guns!
We're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
May the Force be with you.
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
What a piece of junk!
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
You see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
This is an unlisted wall!
I have a bad feeling about this.
You know something princess? You are UGLY when you're angry.
Just what we need... a Druish Princess!
Laugh it up, fuzzball.

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