| FML | Song | Artist |
|---|
| Today, I didn’t know when to hold them or fold them. I suck at poker. FML. | |
| Today, I'm just an empty space. You're the only one who really knew me at all. FML. | |
| Today, we went for a three hour tour. A three hour tour. FML. | |
| Today, I read the news. Oh boy. FML. | |
| Today, there was blood on my face. I was a big disgrace. FML. | |
| Today, I wished my girlfriend was hot and a freak, like her. But she isn't. FML. | |
| Today, they paved paradise and put up a parking lot. FML. | |
| Today, I walked alone. Well, my shadow was there, but that was it. FML. | |
| Today, I sat on the levee and moaned. I have no place to stay. FML. | |
| Today, I called her, but she couldn't hear a thing. She just kept saying she was busy. FML. | |
| Today, I thought the song was about me. It wasn't. FML | |
| Today, I realized those were the best days of my life. I should have known I'd never get far. FML. | |
| Today, I asked if he spoke-a my language. He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich. FML. | |
| Today, I was a bad, bad girl. I was careless with a delicate man. FML. | |
| Today, I felt so tired, but I couldn't sleep. Could it be worse? FML. | |
| | FML | Song | Artist |
|---|
| Today, they stoned me. Just like they said they would. FML. | |
| Today, I was too rough. Your little head came off in my hands. FML. | |
| Today, there were little things I should have said and done. But I never took the time. FML. | |
| Today, I made your daughter cry. I apologized a trillion times... for real. FML. | |
| Today, I got into an accident and couldn't come to school. My hair turned bright white. FML. | |
| Today, I got my head checked by a jumbo jet. It wasn't easy, but nothing is. Woo hoo. FML. | |
| Today, a snake bite entered my veins. I don't even remember why I came. FML. | |
| Today, I had a bellyache and I didn't have a lime. FML | |
| Today, I played with his heart. (I hope my hands were clean). Oops! FML. | |
| Today, I said I was sorry. I didn't think he'd turned around and say it was too late. But he did, and it was. FML. | |
| Today, I put my arms around every boy I see. But they only remind me of U. FML. | |
| Today, my body's too old for workin'. She says my body's too young to look like this. FML. | |
| Today, the temptation. The frustration. It was so bad it made me cry. FML. | |
| Today, I said to myself 'My God, what have I done?' FML. | |
| Today, I finally died. The joke was on me. FML. | |
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