| Lyric | Song | Artist |
| Put another dime in the jukebox, baby | |
That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball | |
| Look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it, you play the guitar on the MTV | |
I had the brew, she had the chronic. The Lakers beat the SuperSonics | |
| Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture | |
Just take those old records off the shelf I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself | |
| Oh you’ve been so much more than kind, and you can keep the dime | |
Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, when I was dead broke, man I couldn’t picture this | |
| They say two thousand zero, zero, party over, oops out of time | |
I gave a letter to the postman, he put it in his sack | |
| You gotta learn to hold ya own, they get jealous when they see ya with ya mobile phone | |
| In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone to far | |
| | Lyric | Song | Artist |
| We settled in for the night my baby and me, we switched 'round and 'round 'til half-past dawn | |
| I got thirteen channels of s**t on the TV to choose from | |
| Fifteen cents a word to read, a telegram I didn't need | |
| Heading for the nineties, living in the eighties | |
| They give us those nice bright colors, they give us the greens of summers | |
| Gone to the other side with my encyclopedia | |
| Solo, I’m a soloist on a solo list, all live, never on a floppy disk | |
You make me wanna throw my pager out the window | |
| America ... where the president is never black, female or gay | |
| I'm gonna fake it to the left, and move to the right, 'cause Pokey's too slow, and Blinky's out of sight | |
| You don't have to watch 'Dynasty' to have an attitude | |
| Let me hear you balalaika's ringing out, come and keep your comrade warm | |
| Saddam Husein still has a job but I don't. Tonight he'll sleep in a big warm bed, but I won't | |
| What if something's on TV and it's never shown again? | |
| If I should call you up, invest a dime | |
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