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All the late night bargains have been struck

   
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All the late night bargains have been struck
Between the satin beaus and their belles

    
All the late night bargains have been struck
Between the satin beaus and their belles
Prehistoric garbage trucks

     
Between the satin beaus and their belles
Prehistoric garbage trucks
Have the city to themselves

      
Prehistoric garbage trucks
Have the city to themselves
Echoes and roars, dinosaurs

       
Have the city to themselves
Echoes and roars, dinosaurs
They're all doing the monster mash

        
Echoes and roars, dinosaurs
They're all doing the monster mash
Most of the taxis, most of the ****s

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They're all doing the monster mash
Most of the taxis, most of the ****s
Are only taking calls for cash

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Most of the taxis, most of the ****s
Are only taking calls for cash
I don't know how it happened

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Are only taking calls for cash
I don't know how it happened
It all took place so quick

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I don't know how it happened
It all took place so quick
But all I can do is hand it to you

             
It all took place so quick
But all I can do is hand it to you
And your latest trick

              
But all I can do is hand it to you
And your latest trick
Well now my door was standing open

               
And your latest trick
Well now my door was standing open
Security was laid back and lax

                
Well now my door was standing open
Security was laid back and lax
But it was only my heart got a-broken

                 
Security was laid back and lax
But it was only my heart got a-broken
You must have had a pass key made out of wax

                  
But it was only my heart got a-broken
You must have had a pass key made out of wax
You played robbery with insolence

                   
You must have had a pass key made out of wax
You played robbery with insolence
And I played the blues in twelve bars down on Lover's Lane

                    
You played robbery with insolence
And I played the blues in twelve bars down on Lover's Lane
And you never did have the intelligence to use

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And I played the blues in twelve bars down on Lover's Lane
And you never did have the intelligence to use
The twelve keys hanging off my chain

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And you never did have the intelligence to use
The twelve keys hanging off my chain
I don't know how it happened

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The twelve keys hanging off my chain
I don't know how it happened
It all took place so quick

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I don't know how it happened
It all took place so quick
But all I can do is hand it to you

                         
It all took place so quick
But all I can do is hand it to you
And your latest trick

                          
But all I can do is hand it to you
And your latest trick
Now it's past last call for alcohol

                           
And your latest trick
Now it's past last call for alcohol
Past recall has been here and gone

                            
Now it's past last call for alcohol
Past recall has been here and gone
The landlord he finally paid us all

                             
Past recall has been here and gone
The landlord he finally paid us all
The satin jazzmen have put away their horns

                              
The landlord he finally paid us all
The satin jazzmen have put away their horns
And we're standing outside of this wonderland

                               
The satin jazzmen have put away their horns
And we're standing outside of this wonderland
Looking so bereaved and so bereft

                                
And we're standing outside of this wonderland
Looking so bereaved and so bereft
Like a Bowery bum when he finally understands

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Looking so bereaved and so bereft
Like a Bowery bum when he finally understands
The bottle's empty and there's nothing left

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Like a Bowery bum when he finally understands
The bottle's empty and there's nothing left
I don't know how it happened

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The bottle's empty and there's nothing left
I don't know how it happened
It was faster than the eye could flick

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I don't know how it happened
It was faster than the eye could flick
But all I can do is hand it to you