RICARDO January 19, 1953: Enrique and Lucille are proud first-time parents to 'Little Ricky'. You two got some 'splaining to do! Ricky is also welcomed by Godparents Ethel and Fred.
SCULLY 05-20-2001: William. Born to Dana and Fox, maybe, we don't really know and it wasn't really clear. Miraculously brought into this world. And perhaps other worlds. The youth is out there.
Twin-Bings! May 6th, 2004: To everyone's surprise, including their surrogate mom, it's twins! Welcome Erica and Jack. Congrats to the Big Fat Goalie and Sir Limps-a-lot, love from The Gang!
MORGAN, Rita Sept 26th, 2010 - It is with unbearable grief that the family of Rita Morgan (nee Brandon) announce her rather violent passing in her home. Missed dearly by her husband and children, Astor, Cody and Harrison. Donations to the Miami Metro Police Trust fund.
In Memoriam ROMANO, Dr. Robert You were a fairly nasty man, But you were a great doctor, First your arm, then your life, You sure had a thing for copters!
I'll always remember you, Elizabeth Corday
CORRECTION It is with regret that we erroneously posted the death announcement of Bobby Ewing last week. Apparently it was all a bad dream. Please disregard. Apologies to the families from everyone at The Sporcle Classifieds. Our bad.
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