| Sarcastic Description | Movie | Notable Actor (Year) |
| It turns out everyone's eating people. Green, plastic-looking people. | |
| The main guy works part time as a soap salesman. | |
| Charlton Heston goes sight-seeing and finds the Statue Of Liberty. | |
| So they cover up a big fight and there is a robot heaven? Oh well, it sucked anyway... | |
| He has sex with a witch, plays some weird sex scene, babysits and chops off a guy's pinky. All for about $1,550. | |
| The bad guy can't be the good guy's father, they don't have the same name! | |
| It takes place in a mall where nearly everyone is a zombie. What's new? | |
| He's killed his brother, has a steaming hot girlfriend, met Steve Buscemi and owns a 'cock-gun'. He's got the perfect life... Until the sequel. | |
| They met Bill Murray, ate a twinkie and went to an Amusement Park... WITH NO LINES!! | |
| 'Rosebud, the last name in sleds!' -Colin Mochrie, if movies were advertisements | |