| Quote | Quote | Character |
| Hi Dr. Nick!... | |
| Hi-Diddley-Ho... | |
| 'Yay! Liver!'... | |
| 'Worst...' | |
| 'I'll Be Back On The...' | |
| 'Ng-...' | |
| 'See You On The Flipside...' | |
| 'I'm Gonna Put The You...' | |
| 'Back In The Day Nickels Had...' | |
| 'If Anyone Wants Me...' | |
| 'Just Because I Don't Care...' | |
| '[About Killing Selma] Ah She's Always...' | |
| 'It's Like He Dissapeared...' | |
| 'Oh...' | |
| 'This Sucks...' | |
| 'Up And...' | |
| 'Jimminy...' | |
| 'Mr. Burns Isn't Just My Boss, He's...' | |
| 'You're...' | |
| 'Hey, Hey! It's Your...' | |
| 'My Mom Says...' | |
| '[drunk] Everyone's always kissing your ass! Well, I'm not afraid to tell...' | |
| 'I Once Tried To Kill The World's Greatest Lover, But Then...' | |
| 'I Drink Blue... | |
| 'Mother Took My Car Keys For Talking To A Woman On The Phone, And...' | |
| | Quote | Quote | Character |
| 'You're Bad, Bart Simpson...' | |
| 'The cafeteria staff is complaining about the mice in the kitchen. I want...' | |
| 'That's Some Good...' | |
| 'Thankyou...' | |
| 'Hey Poochie, You Look Like You Have...' | |
| 'Kent Brockman here reporting on a crisis so serious it has its...' | |
| 'Its Always Soup For One, Wine...' | |
| 'Your Husband Is Dead. April...' | |
| 'Lunchlady Doris, do you have...' | |
| 'You Have 24 Hours, And Just To Show...' | |
| 'Sidewalk's For Regular Walkin'...' | |
| 'Disco Stu Likes...' | |
| 'You Want Fries...' | |
| 'My Name Is Ot-To, I...' | |
| 'Brandine! I Think I Dun'...' | |
| 'Did I, Eh, Hear...' | |
| 'Haha!...' | |
| 'Next One To Blink...' | |
| Isn't It Weird? The Same Day We Got A Pool...' | |
| 'Black? That's The Worst...' | |
| 'Everyone Makes Mistakes...' | |
| 'There's The Inflated...' | |
| 'Get Outta Here...' | |
| 'Alcohol Ruined my Life...' | |
| 'Well, Always...' | |
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