| Quote | Source | Sesame Street or... |
| 'Oh, I love pigeons more then anything else in this world... besides oatmeal.' | |
| 'Sally, you've never seen a street like this before. Everything happens here. You're gonna love it!' | |
| 'Those must be comfortable shoes, I bet you could walk all day in shoes like those and not feel a thing.' | |
| 'Oh, sure, sure. I know you. You're gonna keep on saying I'm suave and sophisticated, and then when I start to believe it, then you're gonna say how pointy head I have, and how...' | |
| 'A double Chubby-Chuck, a chili-barb, two orders of French fries and...' | |
| 'Uh, well listen, Hoots. You've gotta put down the saxaphone if you want to squeak your duckie.' | |
| 'Oh I don't believe this. Look here, I'm very hungry. Do you think there is any chance you could bring me a Numero Dos without dropping it on the floor?' | |
| 'I'm going to say this only once. I would like a boiled egg and I want it runny. ' | |
| 'Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy.' | |
| 'Of all the benches in all the parks in the world, I had to pick this one!' | |
| 'It's not like the Old Days, when we can do anything we want. A refusal is not the act of a friend.' | |
| 'Never refer to me as an item. I'm a bird.' | |
| 'Now that was television! Why can't they do shows like that more often? Well it doesn't matter 'cause I taped it and now I can watch it any time I want.' | |
| 'I feel... thin. Sort of stretched, like... butter scraped over too much bread.' | |
| 'I was once a person, a human, a king!' | |
| 'Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show...' | |
| 'Oh, but you don't understand, big-haired lady. You're my only hope! Please kiss me, please, please, please, please!' | |
| 'It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.' | |
| 'It isn't enough to tell us what a man did. You've got to tell us who he was.' | |
| 'Ah-la peanut-butter sandwiches!' | |
| 'Oh, I love pigeons more then anything else in this world... besides oatmeal.' | |
| 'Sally, you've never seen a street like this before. Everything happens here. You're gonna love it!' | |
| 'Those must be comfortable shoes, I bet you could walk all day in shoes like those and not feel a thing.' | |
| 'Oh, sure, sure. I know you. You're gonna keep on saying I'm suave and sophisticated, and then when I start to believe it, then you're gonna say how pointy head I have, and how...' | |
| 'A double Chubby-Chuck, a chili-barb, two orders of French fries and...' | |
| 'Uh, well listen, Hoots. You've gotta put down the saxaphone if you want to squeak your duckie.' | |
| 'Oh I don't believe this. Look here, I'm very hungry. Do you think there is any chance you could bring me a Numero Dos without dropping it on the floor?' | |
| 'I'm going to say this only once. I would like a boiled egg and I want it runny. ' | |
| 'Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy.' | |
| 'Of all the benches in all the parks in the world, I had to pick this one!' | |