That awkward moment when a candlestick and clock start talking to you.

That awkward moment when you think you're out... but they pull you back in.

That awkward moment when you find out that you and your boyfriend are cheating on each other with the same man.

That awkward moment when your murderous neighbor catches you spying on him.

That awkward moment when your son introduces you to an imaginary friend in his mouth and your husband tries to kill you.

That awkward moment when your prisoner grabs your crotch and heals your urinary tract infection.

That awkward moment when a customer has an orgasm in Katz's Delicatessen.

That awkward moment when you find 'monkey-fighting' reptiles on a 'Monday-to-Friday' aircraft.

That awkward moment when you give your panties to a geek.

That awkward moment when your father-in-law asks if you could milk him.

That awkward moment when your nanny turns out to be your ex-husband disguised as 60-year-old British caretaker.

That awkward moment when you realize you're not having déjà vu, it's really the same day.

That awkward moment when you spin 'Radiant' into your web but some pig gets all the glory.

That awkward moment when you find the accomplice in the woodchipper.

That awkward moment when one of your players starts crying.

That awkward moment when you buy a fake ID named McLovin.

That awkward moment when Glenn Coco gets four candy canes and you get none.

That awkward moment when you wake up in bed with your horse's head.

That awkward moment when your girlfriend's brother gives you a naked painting he made of you.

That awkward moment when you eat pie with poop baked into it.