I dreamed a dream in time gone by When ratings were high and I had quizzes worth making
525,600 quiz plays 525,000 people I've touched
Agony. But it's no longer news Spending ten to twelve hours On a quiz for your followers Just to receive ones and twos
When a quiz ends From one mistake Leaves me feeling mad I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad
Come on babe, why don't we make a game And all that jazz I'll leave the time too long and drive the players insane And all that jazz
Always look on the bright side of mines You're forced to learn because you play ten million times
The quiz-making game is the game I'm in And I am proud to be in the quiz-making game; I love it
Luck let a gentleman see How high the play count can be I know the way you've treated other games you've been with Luck be a lady with me
Tonight, tonight It all began tonight I clicked 'Launch Game' exactly at midnight
Oh oh oh woke up today doing the things I always do Oh oh oh checking Sporcle obsessively Who got published? Oo me!
In sleep it appeared to me In dreams it came That quiz I made last year On Sporcle's home page!
Tale as old as time True as it can be Quiz is barely played Maker feels dismayed And posts on Sporcle University
From the moment we arrive at the website And quickly begin to have fun There's more to see than can ever be seen More to do than can ever be done
When I first started, I thought I would be The best quiz-maker that you ever did see But now I'm 32 and as you can see, I'm not Oh well It sucks to be me
Such a dazzling site of many quizzes How I love this site of many quizzes It has film and music and art and Broadway and Game of Thrones and Doctor Who and Math and Computers and Merlin and Pokémon and Beatles and Superheroes and ...