Aliens attack earth. Time Lord has chance to stop attackers but doesn't believe in killing, so he looks for a better way to stop them (as the humans continue to die).
Camelot is dying. Dragon tells warlock how to save the kingdom, but it requires a small sacrifice (often an enemy), so warlock doesn't listen. Terrible things happen, but eventually the warlock saves the kingdom - and the credit goes to Arthur.
Business men sit around the office getting drunk. Unimportant people fight to be noticed. Later the men cheat on their wives and Don wins over a big client.
Wealthy couple do horrible things. Girl sets forth elaborate plan to ruin a bit of their wealth/respect/happiness. Uh oh, something went wrong! Nope, just part of her plan.
Serial killer gets out of control. BAU is called. Killer kidnaps another girl to kill. BAU catches him just in time.
4get all the bizarre stuff from last episode because this episode will have new unexplained events. It's too L8 to stop watching, so get ready for 15 minute-long commercials, 16 questions for every 23 seconds of show-time, and at the end: 42 full seconds of being mind blown (which makes it all worth it).
Woman says she'll stop dealing drugs because she's afraid of how her kids will turn out. She doesn't stop. Dangerous situation ensues. She keeps cool and talks her way out (with large iced-coffee in hand).
Man cooks meth. Tells his wife he'll stop but doesn't. Someone crosses him. They die (after man does something cool and 'science-y'). Son shows up for one scene (breakfast or dinner).
Rich family walks around looking serious as they wonder what will happen to their fortune. Meanwhile in the servants' quarters: the mean conspire and the nice fall in love.
Group of kids say it's okay to be different... as long as you have an angelic voice. Suddenly, they burst into song. Cheerleading coach slushies them.
Daenerys wants dragons. Snow wants respect. Starks want their family. Cersei and Jaime want each other. Tyrion hates you. Joffrey will kill you.
Mob boss yells at then flirts with psychiatrist. Later he cheats on his wife and has someone killed. Goes home and yells at (annoying) children.
Dead body found. Consulting detective forces his way onto the case and 'senses' it was murder. He goofs around for a few days, giving his partner plenty of nicknames (eg. Methusala Honeysuckle), then confronts the murderer alone (luckily backup arrives just in time).
Group of survivors can't catch a break. Scavenge for food. One gets bit and turns/dies. The rest lose a little more hope.
Boss makes inappropriate joke. Lazy employee pranks the suckup and then flirts with receptionist.
Crazy antics threaten to pull dysfunctional family apart. Colombian woman yells. Love brings them all back together.
Old man makes racist, sexist, or otherwise offensive comment. Film major makes obscure references to little known films. Dean shows up in crazy attire. No studying gets done.