| Sporcle Quote | Replaced Word(s) | Source |
| 'That's one small step for man; one giant leap for [clickable mines].' | |
| 'Well behaved women rarely make [television quizzes].' | |
'Only two things are infinite, [sporcle.com] and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.' | |
| 'Do or do not. There is no [give up].' | |
| 'Don't stay in bed, unless you can make [quizzes] in bed.' | |
| 'Always [down-vote] your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.' | |
'I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves [Kyrgyzstan].' | |
| '[Mines Quizzes]: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.' | |
| Well, when the [moderator] does it, that means that it is not illegal. | |
| 'Walking with [dolebanana] in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.' | |
| 'I have never let my schooling interfere with my [Sporcle addiction].' | |
'Life is not measured by the number of [country quizzes] we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.' | |
| 'You miss 100% of the [quizzes] you don't take.' | |
| '[Ratings are] such sweet sorrow.' | |
| 'You either get tired fighting for [editor's picks], or you die.' | |
| 'It's kind of fun to do the [daily dose].' | |
| '[Editors] can make you feel inferior without your permission.' | |
| '[Sporcle] is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration. | |
| 'The only thing we have to fear is... [THE MANATEE!]' | |
| I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their [movie quizzes]. | |