Things I won't hear as king:
_{•Do This
•Be There
•Stop That
•See Here}

Jacob's sons:
_{•Reuben
•Simeon
•Levi
•Naphtali
•Isaachar
•Asher
•Dan
•Zebulun
•Gad
•Benjamin
•Judah
•Joseph}

Things to toast to:
_{•Handcrafted beers made in local breweries
•Yoga
•Yogurt
•Rice and beans and cheese}

My favorite things:
_{•Raindrops on roses
•Whiskers on kittens
•Bright copper kettles
•Warm woolen mittens}

Things Sir Robin is not afraid of happening:
_{•Elbows broken
•Kneecaps split
•Liver removed
•Bowls unplugged}

Steps to marrying Link:
_{•He'll ask me on a date
•I'll primp but won't be late
•Kiss inside his car
•He'll ask me for my hand
•We'll book the wedding band
•Take the prize!}

Two colors that relate to war and love:
_{•Red - the blood of angry men
•Black - the dawn of ages past
•Red - the color of desire
•Black - the color of despair}

Things I can do better than you:
_{•Hold notes longer
•Say anything faster
•Sing sweeter
•Buy cheaper}

Pie flavor complaints:
_{•Tinker - pinker
•Tailor - paler
•Butler - subtler
•Potter - hotter}

Things I like about America:
_{•Automobile
•Chromium Steel
•Wire-spoke wheel
•Very big deal}

Murder Mnemonics:
_{•Pop
•Six
•Squish
•Uh uh
•Cicero
•Lipschitz}

Mission Locations:
_{•Japan, land of soy sauce and Mothra
•France, land of pastries and turtlenecks
•Norway, land of gnomes and trolls
•Uganda, like Lion King}

Items needed for spell:
_{•Cape as red as blood
•Cow as white as milk
•Hair as yellow as corn
•Slipper as pure as gold}

Things in The Emerald City:
_{•Buildings as tall as quoxwood trees
•Dress Salons
•Libraries
•Palaces
•Museums}

People it sucks to be:
_{•Kate - pretty and smart, but no boyfriend
•Brian - broke, unemployed and turning 33
•Rod and Nicky - bad roomates
•Gary Coleman - butt of everyone's jokes}

Ways we go together:
_{•Ramma lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong
•Shoo-bop sha whada whadda yippidy boom da boom
•Dip da dip da dip do whap de dobby do
•Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy shooby do wap shoo bop}

Ways time has changed:
_{•The world has gone mad today
•And good's bad today
•And black's white today
•And day's night today}

Civilations that could have utilized 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious:'
_{•The Druids could have carved it on their mighty monoliths
•I'm certain the ancient Greeks would have used it in their midst
•I'm sure the Roman Empire only entered the abyss,
Because those Latin scholars never had a word like this}