That awkward moment when you find out you have a long lost brother, and then you have to kill him.

That awkward moment when your foot gets run over by a lawnmower at the office.

That awkward moment when you can't shoot the commercial anymore because you're drunk from the vitameatavegamin.

That awkward moment when you see Her Ladyship, her daughter, and another maid carrying a dead Turkish man back to his room.

That awkward moment when you want free bread but the Soup Nazi kicks you out.

That awkward moment when you have to push a little boy out a window because he saw you sleeping with your sister.

That awkward moment when you find a polar bear on a deserted island.

That awkward moment when you cut open a cheerleader's head and she doesn't die.

That awkward moment when you (wearing leather chaps) run into 'business' associates collecting money at a gay bar.

That awkward moment when you find out you're a Cylon.

That awkward moment when you ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story for seven years.

That awkward moment when you wake up in a hospital during a zombie apocalypse.

That awkward moment when a group of slaves defeats your entire army.

That awkward moment when your uncle dresses up as Mrs. Featherbottom and asks if you want a banger in the mouth.

That awkward moment when your older son becomes a drug dealer and younger son becomes a murderer.

That awkward moment when you try to kick a vampire out of your house but find out he bought it.

That awkward moment when you win Prom Queen...as a man.

That awkward moment when you realize you should have been using Chebyshev Nodes for interpolation, there-in minimizing Runge's Phenomenon.

That awkward moment when you read a power level over 9000.

That awkward moment when you're introduced as Chocolate Columbo, Methuselah Honeysuckle, or MC Clap Yo Handz.