That awkward moment when you (the eldest brother) find out the brother you sold into slavery is now Pharoah's number two.

That awkward moment when you fall asleep drunk and naked and your children enter your tent to cover you up.

That awkward moment when you spy on a woman bathing, impregnate her, and kill her husband.

That awkward moment when you help your son trick your blind husband into giving him the elder son's birthright.

That awkward moment when you run away from God and get swallowed by a fish.

That awkward moment when you offer your daughter anything she wants and she requests the head of John the Baptist.

That awkward moment when God tells you to sacrifice your son.

That awkward moment when you get your widowed daughter-in-law pregnant (while she was pretending to be a prostitute).

That awkward moment when you throw three men into the furnace but they walk out unscathed.

That awkward moment when a burning bush starts talking to you.

That awkward moment when you carry on a conversation with your donkey until you realize an Angel is there.

That awkward moment when Jesus calls you out in the middle of supper with accusations of betrayal.

That awkward moment when you work for 7 years to marry Rachel but wake up the day after the wedding next to Leah.

That awkward moment when you wake up with a surprise haircut.

That awkward moment when your wife looks back and turns into a pillar of salt.