| Quote | Movie |
| Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in. | |
| Provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes? Huh. Some all-powerful Genie. Can't even bring people back from the dead. | |
| I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light. | |
| Houston, we've got a problem. | |
| The horror... the horror... | |
| Danger. The emergency destruct system is now activated. The ship will detonate in 'T' minus ten minutes. | |
| The Jabberwock, with eyes aflame, jaws that bait and claws that catch, beware the Jabberwock, my son, the frumious Bandersnatch. He took his vorpal sword in hand... | |
| What if I learned Russian or something? Or took up an instrument? I could speak Chinese. I'd be the screenwriter who speaks Chinese and plays the oboe. That would be cool. | |
| Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night! | |
| You make me want to be a better man. | |
| TOGA! TOGA! | |
| I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane? | |
| Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. | |
| What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. | |
| Look I probably should have told you this before but you see... well... insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops. | |
| So in the book, I wanted to give Robbie and Cecilia what they lost out on in life. I'd like to think this isn't weakness or... evasion... but a final act of kindness. | |
| Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster. | |
| I killed two guys, Danny, I killed them. And it didn't make me feel any different. It just got me more lost and I'm tired of being pissed off, Danny. I'm just tired of it. | |
| I heard the music of true forgiveness filling the theater, conferring on all who sat there, perfect absolution. | |
| And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were … I’m on drugs! | |